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Why’d you eat a horse named Charlie?

Why’d you eat a horse named Charlie? Conversation between Namine and myself: Me: I have a Charlie Horse in my stomach.Namine: Why’d you eat a horse named Charlie?Me: What?Namine: If you wouldn’t have done that, then you wouldn’t have a Charlie Horse in your stomach. I don’t know where she comes up with these things….

Restless sleeper

I roll around in bed like a raccoon trapped in a garbage can. Namine on her sleeping habits Namine has always been a crazy sleeper. I still remember those terrifying past nights when she rolled right out of bed. Her legs have always gotten broken easily. Since getting her a bigger bed she doesn’t roll out…

On unicorns

Apropos of nothing, Namine asked me last night: “Why are unicorns called ‘unicorns’ and not ‘unihorns’ when they have a horn, not a corn?”

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