Namine was playing in the tub. Having finished washing up, I wanted her to get out quickly.
I told her, “Put your otter toy away.”
“It’s a seal, Daddy.”
“That’s what I said.”
The eight year old gave a melodramatic sigh. “No, you said otter.”
To which I responded, “Well, you otter put it away now.”
She glared at me. “You’re not funny, Dad.”