Namine was banging two toy eggs together in lieu of musical instruments this morning. I asked her why, because she has a box full of musical instruments in her room. And the box is on the bottom shelf of her toybox rack, so I knew she could reach it.

I’m using eggs because my tambourine would wake Mommy up, and Mommy is still sleeping. But I can’t use real eggs, because they would crack and make a huge mess. Then we would have to clean the crap off the floor.

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