Namine has a tendency, when she’s wearing pants that aren’t denim, to scoot right out of them. But I have this weird insistence that pants be worn for dinner. So I said, “Come here, honey. Let’s get your pants back on.”

She growled playfully at me. “Sharpteeth don’t wear pants!”

Husband. Daddy. Programmer. Artist. I’m not an expert, I just play one in real life.