Namine was playing with her toys, making them talk.

“I’m a duck! I’m a duck!” She turned to me and explained: “The duck is saying he’s a duck.”

“Well, that makes sense, seeing as he’s a duck.”

“Yeah, and if he lies you can tell. If he says ‘I’m a moose’ you know he’s lying, because he’s not a moose. He’s a duck.”

You can’t argue with that logic.

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